Thursday, February 4, 2010

Funny Designation Definitions

Have a look at some funny designation definitions in Software companies that will make you laugh.

Project Manager
A person according to whom nine women engaged can deliver a baby in one month.

Developer
A person according to whom it takes 18 months to deliver a baby.

Marketing Manager
He can deliver a baby even if no man or women are available.

Tester
Always complains that this is not the right baby.

Client
Does not know why he wants a baby.

Auditor
Never satisfied or happy with the delivered baby.

Optimization Staff
They want to produce baby even if there are no resources.

Human Resource Manager
Provided duration of 9 months even a hippo can give birth to a human child.

juz for fun............

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